{"product_id":"the-last-thing-you-want-to-hear-kids-t-shirt","title":"The last thing you want to hear Kids T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"group w-full text-gray-800 dark:text-gray-100 border-b border-black\/10 dark:border-gray-900\/50 bg-gray-50 dark:bg-[#444654]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base gap-4 md:gap-6 md:max-w-2xl lg:max-w-xl xl:max-w-3xl p-4 md:py-6 flex lg:px-0 m-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex w-[calc(100%-50px)] flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3 lg:w-[calc(100%-115px)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-grow flex-col gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-[20px] flex flex-col items-start gap-4 whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group w-full text-gray-800 dark:text-gray-100 border-b border-black\/10 dark:border-gray-900\/50 bg-gray-50 dark:bg-[#444654]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base gap-4 md:gap-6 md:max-w-2xl lg:max-w-xl xl:max-w-3xl p-4 md:py-6 flex lg:px-0 m-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex w-[calc(100%-50px)] flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3 lg:w-[calc(100%-115px)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-grow flex-col gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-[20px] flex flex-col items-start gap-4 whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a hilarious statement that is perfect for any child with a great sense of humor. This t-shirt is available in a range of sizes and perfect for any occasion. Whether your child is headed to school, a playdate, or just lounging around at home, this tee is sure to make them the center of attention and leave everyone laughing. Order your \"The last thing you want to hear the doctor doing your prostate exam say is 'Look Ma! No Hands'\" Kids T-shirt today and get ready to see your child's face light up with laughter!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Youth and Toddler sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eT-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton\/40% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssorted colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheap as hell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0051\/7403\/4467\/files\/Kids_Toddler_Infant_size_chart_small_87410f5e-7810-4bb7-921f-97aeb570f716_480x480.jpg?v=1656980406\" alt=\"Size Chart for Rebel Scum T-Shirt\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0051\/7403\/4467\/files\/Kids_Toddler_Infant_size_chart_small_87410f5e-7810-4bb7-921f-97aeb570f716_480x480.jpg?v=1656980406\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe last thing you want to hear the doctor doing your prostate exam say is \"Look Ma! No Hands\" Kids T-Shirt\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Five Dollar Tee Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53280628408609,"sku":"sku-44745497051369","price":7.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/6688\/6945\/files\/Thelastthingyouwanttohearthedoctordoingyourprostateexamthumb.jpg?v=1787131488","url":"https:\/\/spardasapparel.com\/products\/the-last-thing-you-want-to-hear-kids-t-shirt","provider":"Sparda's Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}